LAWAK 1.
sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Don’t worry, I have one more.
LAWAK 2.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
LAWAK 3.Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order sir, so I made it sequence.
LAWAK 4.
Museum Administrator: U stupid. That’s a 500-year-old statue you have broken!!
Sardar: Thanks God!!! I thought it was a new one.
LAWAK 5.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God!! I have lost my hand, oh!!
Sardar: Control yourself sir. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
LAWAK 6.
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is "All India Radio!”
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr......
Inteviewer Shouts: Stop it!!!!!
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrr... dhup dhup dhup dhup...... Stop ready sir.
LAWAK 8.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
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